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Give felons a new lease on life, in your parking lot. You provide the amenities. We provide the home-arrest RV. The justice system provides the talent.
Parolees Placed
Operating Revenue
Participant Wages
DOJ Investigation (Closed)
A simple, tax-efficient solution for property management and rehabilitation.
Designate a parking spot at your hotel, mall, or business. We'll handle the rest.
Our state-approved rehabilitation housing units arrive fully equipped with ankle monitor charging stations.
Carefully selected parolees ready to perform valet, security, and concierge duties for "rehabilitation credits."
Our "life skills training" programs that look suspiciously like unpaid labor.
Our rehabilitating participants excel at parking cars. The ankle monitor beeps add character to the luxury experience.
$15/hour (to program)24/7 property monitoring by individuals who can't leave a 50-foot radius anyway. Maximum dedication.
$15/hour (to program)Late-night pharmacy pickups, grocery runs, and other tasks. GPS tracking ensures prompt service.
$15/hour (to program)Childcare services from our carefully screened participants. Background check optimization available.
$20/hour (to program)Premium white-glove service for luxury properties. Our executive rehabilitation tier.
$25/hour (to program)Partnership with delivery apps for "flexible rehabilitation." GPS monitoring meets food delivery.
Variable (to program)Tax-deductible workforce solutions for your parking lot.
Per RV placement
10+ RV placements
From a single Walmart parking lot to a nationwide rehabilitation network.
First RV placed in Walmart parking lot (partnership)
Receive 501(c)(3)PO status; tax benefits begin
Expand to hotel and mall parking lots
Launch "Felon Concierge" services for luxury properties
DOJ investigation closed due to "insufficient resources"
Partner with gig economy apps for "flexible rehabilitation"
DOJ INVESTIGATION STATUS: Closed in 2022 due to "insufficient resources." We're legally in the clear. Probably.
These rehabilitating individuals are ready for placement in your parking lot.
Hear from property owners and program participants.
Join hundreds of property owners benefiting from our unique rehabilitation-workforce program.
Become a Property Partner